i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this
(via nilbogian)
i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this
(via nilbogian)
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
(via cutelittlecorner)
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one“Rap is just noise”
Look at that terrible rap music, poisoning the minds of our youth.
(via cutelittlecorner)
if i wear an outfit one day and no one important is there to see it did i really wear the outfit
(via ashabadash)
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
(Source: grimdark, via akia-uchiha7)

Demonstration on how a lot of girls probably achieve the beloved “thigh gap”.
Push your hips back, knees slightly apart. Tada, you have now given hundreds of girls a delusional hatred for their body amd made them think something is seriously wrong with them just because their thighs touch.Everyone signal boost the fuck out of this ok
preach.
THANK. YOU. I CAN EVEN DO THIS.
Ok ladies, I give 0 shits whether you have this ‘thigh gap’ or not. If I like you, I ain’t gunna be lookin at your thighs, I’ll be looking at your smile or yOUR FUCKING PERSONALITY, OK??? Why is it that guys are all painted as these strange creatures that only want girls for their looks? We like personalities, trust me.
(Source: parayeah, via danceswithsharks)
(Source: benoistmelissas, via smile-thoughyourheartisaching)
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
girls-like-me-like-guys-from-btr:
BUT LOGAN IS LITERALLY HUMPING THE TABLE
AND KENDALL IS SOMEWHAT TRYING TO TWERK
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
AND THEN I WAS LIKE
(Source: kogan-is-real, via kendallfrancishenderson)
I am a team player.
(via fishingboatproceeds)